Things that are Wrong

It’s always darkest before the dawn.  No, it’s always darkest around 2 am and gets gradually lighter until sunrise.

Blind as a bat. Bats are not blind.

Slept like a baby. Babies only sleep a few hours at a time.

You want to have your cake and eat it too. No, you want to eat your cake and have it too.

Three-toed sloth. All sloths have three toes. Some have three fingers and others have two fingers.

 Dark side of the Moon. Yes, an album by Pink Floyd.